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Funny Stuff
Entries that Keep Us Laughing |
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| From Gross To Classy |
My hopes are thwarted |
Look what crawled into the party! |
Hold Her Steady |
The end of Winnie |
| SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE... |
A "corny" bill |
Ate a cricket |
You gotta love this crowd!!! |
Well, DUH! |
| He's not my uncle! |
George goes to the emergency room. |
That sucker's gonna pop! |
This bill stinks! |
Probably Collectable |
| George gets the last laugh |
Who wrinkled my dollar? |
WE DONT NO EITHER. |
Tooth Fairy is -very- generous. |
Tell us how you really feel! |
| This is why I use waterproof ink! |
What this guy does to my bills! |
God just dropped money from heaven |
Now THAT'S odd! |
...not the "bad" positive |
| "Sold" Brain to Science |
What do you expect from Mex food?!? |
George reaches his climax. |
George serves multiple websites?? |
Georgers need facelift surgery? |
| Why not buy him some ex-lax? |
Natural circulation... |
Why not ask him out?? |
Yo ho ho! It's the Georgin' Pirate |
Stinky George |
| Ironic 711 Bill |
Rip van George?? |
I don't usually "rank&quo |
Gotta be clean by now! 4 times?!?! |
hanke - panke? |
| ....an obvious gambling problem ... |
Aging George eaten by worms |
What? Did Huggy Bear enter this? |
Giving 100% at work |
Is that Chechen or chicken? |
| George keeps on ringing ... |
What? Never saw an orange Tom? |
Long Island is filthy |
Boyfriend not listening to you? |
I wonder why |
| A Most Unusual Birth |
George only has male friends ... |
Bald men tip well. |
more ironic than funny ... |
The Shrinking Dollar Lives! |
| Are We Talking About A Vehicle? |
Abe is naughty |
George, you frisky devil! |
Did Shakespeare Find This Bill? |
Yes As A Matter Of Fact... |
| George Visits Another Quik Trip |
George is lonely |
Cool boss! |
Yo' Momma! |
Grand total: $5.05 |
| How do you recognize that? |
Er, that's what we asked *you* |
George helps a man discover himself |
Young and smooth, I work on a PC |
And you thought Bozo was original? |
| Inflation, schminflation. |
Yeah, Mom's pretty smooth, actually |
Thanks for the report, Gramps! |
As evidenced by your entry here. |
Twyla Tharp and Barishnokoff? |
| You traded her for just a DOLLAR?? |
Georges stalker!! |
Where's Fred? |
Before or after you were done?? |
This must be Italian sarcasm. |
| Mike Tyson's bill! |
Good use of similies here. |
George goes to the dogs! :) |
Wow, REALLY??? |
*That's* where my Big Mac went |
| Then how did you know to come here? |
Kathleen's Oxymoron. |
I think you just did... |
The "special" ingredient is...? |
Georging sheep!! |
| Could be a case of the DT's |
Uncle Charlie is the Tooth Fairy! |
Oops... wrong bottle again. |
Burger King says "You're Welcome!" |
And then the Quaaludes kicked in... |
| When ya gotta go... |
The password is: "George" |
Like winning the Revolutionary War? |
Banana-fana-Fofita!! |
Well, George *is* a hottie. |
| Schizo Georging!! |
Yep, a Haunted Corn Maze... |
Unlucky George |
Wait till you start paying taxes! |
Yo Quiero George?? |
| The Never Ending Story Continues... |
A.K.A. - Wealthy Poodle |
Well, *I* think I'm beautiful. |
Word, G. |
And you think your day was bad?? |
| Going Soft... |
I promise, it wasn't me! |
Well.. does he? |
Frankenstein enjoyed his lunch |
How many women have told me this... |
| You can only really rent it anyway |
Matt Drudge checks in |
A Streetcar named George |
He always has that look,BlankieBoy! |
Cause he banks at Loony National |
| So, what's up?? |
Yeah, that's the same one... |
Is this *your* kids teacher? |
Well, you do, apparently. |
Spinoff of "Everyone loves Ray" |
| That lack of zeroes is a clue. |
Some sort of Zen Word Problem?? |
Gee, have I heard that one yet? |
Things You'd Yell at Bozo. |
The sad effect of Public School |
| How about my shirts too? |
Mr. High Roller - Low Tipper |
You guys ate a cat? |
I woulda opted for the G-string |
Your waiter, "Johnny Tightlips" |
| Ooo! I'm telling Mrs. Sambrano |
Wanna know what I can do for $50? |
Both of whom were gone in the AM |
Limbaugh? Geddy Lee? |
AKA - his new house. |
| I asked - they all said "sure!" |
Er... as opposed too...? |
Maybe you should get a new friend. |
Yeah, well just wait for sex ed!! |
Nothing wrong with that |
| Abe's still beautiful on the inside |
Some kind of euphamism?? |
Yeah, adults do that too. |
And all I got was this lousy bill! |
Maybe you should just get a job |
| Insert sound of whip cracking here |
I'm worried. |
We heard you the first time!!! |
I do "speak" Spanish... |
Yea, we get that a lot here. |
| I hope that's pizza sauce! |
Is out of state shipping included? |
Where's Tyrone? |
We can't believe it either... |
My wife has both those outfits ;) |
| George is innocent!! I knew it!! |
That Amish look is in |
And he'll win every time! |
Won the duel, but not on the $10! |
Why not just use two hands? |
| Wait.. what was the question?? |
Wow.. that *is* a graveyard shift! |
You don't know where it's been! |
George survives a poker game |
So you're saying you're bored? |
| Of those choices, I'll take "dirt" |
Um, ok... "Hell Yah." |
And how exactly can you tell?? |
And yet oddly, we *are* jealous |
Dollar dispenser in the toilet?? |
| I prefer the "Original" recipe |
Run, George, Run!!!! |
Today's prize - one dollar! |
Is *that* who that is??? |
A fishy ATM hit. |
| Yes, you won! Prize: One Dollar!! |
Ike Turner's other bill. |
Sounds like me !!! = ) |
Blame it on the Tequilla! |
George's lips are sealed! |
| Went to town, riding on a pony. |
They make forks for that... |
The procedure only cost $1 ?? |
I'll pass, but thanks. |
No. But you get to keep the $100!! |
| It also tends to get stinky. |
Just a House-Husband |
"Um, yeah is your fridge running?" |
You mean milk, right? |
Ike Turner's new bill. |
| Home of the "Evil Lunch" |
Your Narrator, George Washington. |
Abe goes dancing! Or swimming? |
"Eat at SVBGH"!! |
Doh! It could've had 4 hits by now! |
| But he passed out, missed his stop! |
Does anyone else smell Astro-Glide? |
I didn't know they sold those! |
Andy makes a new pal! |
First name: Wiener. |
| George feels better now... |
What does "special" mean in Chinese |
Vacuum George? |
The bill or the pizza? |
At least he's Spot Free! |
| George envy? |
...give cheese a chance... |
The Critic |
One Lucky Buck! |
We don't be tokkin southern heah. |
| And I can spell it too: Taxidermist |
Nature calls, and mom is loved! |
Gee.. we all like you though... |
From pansies to panties.. |
Let's find a more quiet saloon... |
| Please Don't Drink and George |
Start with a "Healthy" breakfast! |
That's me!!! Not George !!! |
Abe's head is huge! |
Wild and Crazy...and Wet |
| George drinks?? |
How bad does it stink? |
Please send more money, thanks |
Creepy website |
Weird Westy 3 Hitter |
| College Fun and Marshmallows |
Sexy George |
Thanks for clarifying that for us.. |
It's All In The Family |
Guess They Both Have Wrinkles... |
| Get this woman some chocolate! |
Perhaps a little too excited... |
Abe Wipes Out |
Money saving ideas |
Oh dear...Bubba and his brother! |
| George doesn't smell too good |
A tale of lust--in a user note! |
Andy on a date with two hotties |
Holding MONEY for ransom?? |
What did you just call me? |
| A Real Jekyll & Hyde |
He Who Hesitates ... |
Studly Jackson |
Does that come with Sum Yung Gai? |
Everyone's a comedian. |
| Duh |
Watch What You Eat... |
My Mama??? |
McDonalds and Strippers. uuuhhh |
No drunk hitchhikers ever again! |
| Bought Me Nothing But Trouble |
Dedicated to the one I love |
Fishy story |
Ice Cream Man insulted |
Burrito Loanshark releases George |
| Please send more money |
No more hits for this Tom |
This Bill Really Delivered! |
Generous... Not Quite. |
Zing went the strings |
| George goes to a happy place... |
Tom obeys fish & game laws |
Canned Squid |
I see George People... |
George Saves a Life |
| Healthy George |
He's Snow Blind |
Too much time |
The Hillary Clinton Special |
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Lost and Found
Have you seen my Georges? |
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| Milan, MINNESOTA |
Started with hard times, got LOST |
Pleeeeease! Just Go Away! |
Found in a Johnstown John! |
A Slight Case of Amnesia |
| Airplane Bathroom Occupied |
george or the pocket? |
Washed up in the rain! |
Left in an Empty Office |
Really found where he says, I bet! |
| Does Klinger "Drive" in a skirt? |
Wash and Spend! |
Strip bar to abandoned office! |
Hope the dog is OK! |
Such a dilemma - Better "Blog" it! |
| You found it where???? |
Found on the Ground |
Will Susan find it? |
Found in a strange place |
I doubt Osama has a George account |
| Fits the category. |
Found in the Dirt |
This bill found in CO...someplace.. |
Dry Bill |
Need Some A1 with that Bill? |
| In a rabbit warren |
Well, how DOES it look now? |
Thanks for specifying! |
This bill was better off lost |
I get no respect. |
| How about $599,000 change back? |
A guy's gotta go, doesn't he? |
Can it be spent in Heaven? |
52 times? |
Let's go walk in the Park! |
| Lost at O'Hare airport |
Found in a handbag full of... |
Lost and found in Canada |
On the Sidewalks of New York |
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Detailed Descriptions
George is in the details - Here are the deliberately detailed descriptions we've seen! |
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| PARTY ANIMAL GEORGE |
PARTY ANIMAL GEORGE |
Innocents Abroad |
Dead critters bill |
Fire cracker dude |
| This one has a DRINK RECIPE |
Good Riddance! |
George needs a trim |
Could be 3 Bill Report Categories! |
Magic circus act! |
| This Boss is a Flasher! |
Subtle, like you want it |
Handy arrows gets job done |
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Secret Places
Hits on Hidden Bills |
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| Calico Sweat Lodge George |
Bill concealed in 3 locations |
Store stash |
Wives do not do this ...Do they?! |
VERY long trip to end up at... |
| The Count lives here |
Pirates' Treasure at the Library |
Quite a trip but quite a mystery... |
One Bond and a Mata Hari please... |
Is this YOUR kid ??? |
| A little bit of privacy please! |
Why would anyone look here? |
In a book that made its way north |
Sexy...DNA?? Oh my! |
Couch Potato |
| Hidden in a Book |
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Criminal Intent
George Has the Right to Remain Silent |
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| Druggie evicted |
Cocaine and Monica Lewinsky |
Cocaine and Monica Lewinsky |
Theft, to beer cart, to church |
It all ends up in TRUE CRIME BOOKS |
| Two rowdy drunk guys arrested |
Fled North Dakota, jailed in Alaska |
Mekong Machinations |
This isn't Sesame Street. |
George goes to the local jail |
| Proof that money is wasted |
Spent to buy 10 pounds of weed |
Payment for sex - with a cop? |
Some people just ain't right! |
DHS/TSA Agent Buys Coke |
| Out of pocket expense? |
George is helping people get high. |
Jacked it? |
Drug money! |
Beer to go, and a drug deal! |
| Bloody George |
A Fin for a Nickel Bag |
just another dumb driver |
George does time in Jail! |
America's Booming Economy |
| Thai, anyone? |
that amazing drug? not for him |
It sure wasn't where *I* spent |
From Grandma then Got Stoned |
Nobody wants to see your butt! |
| Lunch = Weed? |
First offense you get Death penalty |
Serial Killer? |
It's not a problem for a Georger |
A "fedral offense" |
| Weed deal George |
The jig is up! |
We COULD send a postal inspector... |
Did she or didn't she? |
"profitable" non-taxable |
| Roberts? |
Go to jail. Do not pass go... |
Well, let us know if you do. |
Defacement is bad, but smack is ok! |
Twenty singles also work. |
| Buying cocaine. |
Expanding one's Mind |
Matt gets burgled! |
George has information to give up |
No Slurpees were harmed. |
| We also took his candy. |
Martha Stewart's revenge!! |
Casey Jones |
crack dealer dollars |
Stolen Bush Magnet |
| Wow, does he KNOW the lingo! |
Yo, what the shizzle?? |
Leave Michael Jackson alone! |
George visits the nasal passages. |
Better than an actual crack |
| I used to do that with Pepsi. |
George in the pokey. |
Good Jamaican in Jamaica? |
I am not going to lie to you... |
I got it in a drug deal |
| Part of a narcotics transaction |
Up His Nose... |
Is George Looking for a Nickel Bag? |
Dude, my George is in Humboldt... |
Kidnapped! (by bad spellers!) |
| Beat Up the Drug Dealer? |
Cheap Drugs? Should save your $$.. |
People just don't get it!! |
From Shoney's to jail... |
Drunk Sailors Beware! |
| George is Held Hostage for an Abe! |
Jailed after obedience school |
George went to jail... |
Underage Drinking |
Never trust a Georger! |
| The Evils of Panhandling |
George got lit! |
Gone to jail in stinky pockets! |
A Texas Outlaw Strikes |
It's my story and I'm stickin to it |
| 3am at Metro PD in DC |
Damn. . .a dime bag for a dollar? |
Snoop Doggy Georgavizzle |
Who pays with ones?!? |
Couldn't She Keep the Change? |
| Slight Memory Problem |
Dead Drug Addicts, Dead Presidents |
George killed my dog |
Jailhouse George |
You have to buy socks in jail |
| George is under Investigation! |
Long arm of the law |
Busted! |
Right From My House! |
George was Kidnapped! |
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Religious Experience
Tracking the Reverent Georges |
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| The Cult of George |
God will wait a week |
Did it for the money |
Food and Football: Praise the Lord! |
Right behind Jonah |
| George of the Saints |
George visits the Catholic Church |
A warning to the demon possesed. |
...I just play one on stage. |
Show me holy Schwarzenegger! |
| The Modern Pantheon |
Christian itinerary |
Indians bring back old gods? |
A very "Saintly" George |
Who's next -John, Paul, or Geo |
| Religious Experience to Criminality |
The Hippies go to church! |
Darn... I NEEDED a Heaven hit! |
I didn't know he had a wallet. |
A Saint of a bill |
| George does a good deed and eats. |
Church Offering....in Dover |
God loves Georgers! |
Naked George gets religion |
George on a mission |
| Found in collection (not stolen!) |
Convert for the Church of George? |
In a Collection Plate |
A church collection plate bill |
Could it be...Satan? |
| Making the Church richer |
From my Stamp to God's Ears... |
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Naked Georges
George Gets Around |
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| At the Gentleman's Club!!! |
This one's a DOUBLE |
Nodak strippers work HARD |
from a strip club... |
Them tollbooth guys sure are dirty! |
| Singles from an ATM? ..there? |
Maybe she's a part-time farmer |
She did what? |
Disgruntled |
George goes to topless bar |
| Cheap price. Cheap price. |
This Lincoln knows his stuff |
Katherine's Dirty Money |
Oops, you dropped something... |
He had some self control! |
| Leave it to Beaver(ton)... |
Hubby's "Business" Tip |
George missed out on the fun |
From strip club to church in 5 days |
Naked AND rumpled |
| Naked George goes out and gets beer |
George works up a sweat |
First Co-Op Peepshow |
